<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Unofficial Kansas]]></title><description><![CDATA[Unofficial Kansas is a lifestyle brand celebrating Kansas with irreverent apparel, weird stories, and a healthy sense of humor.]]></description><link>https://www.unofficialkansas.com/news</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 12:58:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.unofficialkansas.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Kansas Is Still Trying to Cook Us]]></title><description><![CDATA[Apparently, Kansas has decided that 100 degrees wasn't enough. The extreme heat is sticking around through Wednesday, with afternoon temperatures expected to hit 100–105°F across much of the state. In Wichita, we're looking at 103°F Monday, 104°F Tuesday and 104°F Wednesday. Because apparently the sun has a personal issue with us. South winds will gust up to 30 mph Monday afternoon, which sounds like it might help until you remember that Kansas wind in August is basically someone pointing a...]]></description><link>https://www.unofficialkansas.com/post/kansas-is-still-trying-to-cook-us</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a7b65c6bc8e587d43967e7d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 18:17:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/94258b_448fbef99d594147ad651728c0b138f5~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Unofficial Correspondent</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Unofficial Kansas Department of WTF]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wichita man sentenced after stealing and selling human remains. Kansas has officially entered the category of stories where the only appropriate response is to close the laptop and stare out the window for a minute. A former Wesley Medical Center employee in Wichita has been sentenced to 18 months in federal prison after admitting that he stole human remains from the hospital's pathology department and sold them to a man he met online. According to court records reported by The Wichita Eagle,...]]></description><link>https://www.unofficialkansas.com/post/the-unofficial-kansas-department-of-absolutely-not</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a7b5e25ed11f3958cc478e7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 17:44:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/94258b_0493d01ee8274c56b060afe08d364ec7~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Unofficial Correspondent</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>